I love to make stuff. I love writing, painting, making jewelry, making characters, toys, dolls, and I love to sew. Hand sewing, machine sewing, serging, all of it. I start off strong, then it turns into a fking disaster stitch wise. Presser feet. That’s the magic phrase. I get too lazy to change the presserContinue reading “I really need to stop being a shitshow with publishing Ashspire, as well as with my sewing, drawing, color theory, painting, doll customization, 3D printing, jewelry design…if I’m going to have ten trillion artistic outlets, then I’m going to stop being a jackass about it…”
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I created a world, named it Ashspire, and it’s about Gorgons who don’t have snakes for hair…
That’s the very, very short version description of this universe I’ve created. I’ve always been obsessed with Gorgons- ever since I watched Clash of the Titans when I was like two or three years old. It was on HBO soon after its release, and from then on, I was obsessed. Yes, I have always beenContinue reading “I created a world, named it Ashspire, and it’s about Gorgons who don’t have snakes for hair…”
Do you guys remember those shark toys on a stick that like bite people?
I found mine while cleaning up. I find them very useful. For instance, you can do the following with one of these bad boys: There are so many more things you can do with the shark on a stick toy. They truly are a modern marvel.
I rewatched Fear The Walking Dead Season one, and I still want to punch every single character in the left eye.
No, that’s not true. Daniel and Tobias get a pass, because they were the only mf out there with any damn sense off the rip. First, yes, I love the series. Yes, I will watch it again and again (well, seasons 1-2 at least), and yes, I will bitch and bitch every single time. IContinue reading “I rewatched Fear The Walking Dead Season one, and I still want to punch every single character in the left eye.”
Okay, if someone crept up on me with that fake Loch Ness Monster animatronic, shit might go down.
First, I’m really disappointed in myself that I’m just now learning this even existed..especially since I’ve got this demented obsession with scary underwater animatronics. There’s actually a word for that – submechanophobia. So anyway, this was like some little submarine with a Loch Ness upper body and head on it, and they were just cruisingContinue reading “Okay, if someone crept up on me with that fake Loch Ness Monster animatronic, shit might go down.”
Damn, I forgot
I was blogging so well, too.
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So, like…Anne Lister died of a fever, and that’s literally trash.
Again, I know this isn’t a new subject. I’m well aware of this. I know that everyone and their aunt has written about Anne Lister since her diaries were translated, and especially once Gentleman Jack came out. First, Claire Heuchan wrote this fantastic article that details all the ways that Anne Lister was a FuccboiContinue reading “So, like…Anne Lister died of a fever, and that’s literally trash.”
Why did we have to change/get rid of Constance Hatchaway in The Haunted Mansion? Remind me?
I mean…it’s a fking Haunted House. A HAUNTED HOUSE FOR FKS SAKE Like, I mean, at some point during the ride you get pushed out of the window and die. That’s why you can now see all of the ghosts when you’re rolling through the cemetary. Not making this shit up – you are murderedContinue reading “Why did we have to change/get rid of Constance Hatchaway in The Haunted Mansion? Remind me?”