Okay, if someone crept up on me with that fake Loch Ness Monster animatronic, shit might go down.

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First, I’m really disappointed in myself that I’m just now learning this even existed..especially since I’ve got this demented obsession with scary underwater animatronics. There’s actually a word for that – submechanophobia.

So anyway, this was like some little submarine with a Loch Ness upper body and head on it, and they were just cruising around the lake all la-dee-dah to see what people would do.

I mean look at this scary shit:

Hell no.

Again…Hell. No.

I’m sorry, but first…I’m already afraid of:

  • Water where I can’t see the bottom
  • Being on a boat on the water where I can’t see the bottom
  • Anything that lives below the water
  • Sharks
  • Ghosts
  • Boats
  • Flesh-Eating Bacteria
  • Cholera
  • Lice
  • Animatronics in Water

So if I’ve overcome all of the above to get on a boat and I see this:

Yeah, shit is going to go down.

Yeah, go ahead and laugh…it’s all fun and games until that thing gets posessed by some ancient Scottish demon and bites your mf face off. But that’s a different phobia for a different blog post.

Here’s the video: Happy Nightmares.

Published by Mèduse Athénaïs

I make things because I am Artist-ish, animator-ish, musician-ish thanks to being an ADHD Squirrel. I’ve been building a world and writing a book about it since 2000 which is ridiculous I know, but Squirrel. I tried to learn DnD but I can’t really finish a campaign because I keep squirreling into making characters such as but not limited to: a lost pigeon leg, a can of raid, a shoelace from 1882 and so on. I have a day career which is not artistic, and despite this, it is a career that I am madly in love with and, well…I wish there were more hours in the day. Other hobbies of mine include laughing at inappropriate times, taking deep dives into random subjects, watching birds, and sewing messily because I don’t have time to perfect or fix it, so.