Do you guys remember those shark toys on a stick that like bite people?

I found mine while cleaning up. I find them very useful. For instance, you can do the following with one of these bad boys:

  • Bark at people who are walking by your window. I mean, it’s really satisfying to hear “did that shark bark at me?”
  • Have a conversation with one. That’s probably not a very healthy thing to do, but I mean, it was cool having a pretend conversation about Mary Poppins being a mean girl with a toy shark grabber.
  • Pick up Cheetos and drop them into your mouth.
  • Use it during a Teams call to deliver a status report.
  • Paint with it. No, for real, let it hold a paintbrush in its little teeth and you can make some cool stuff.
  • Play with it in the tub and pretend it is Godzilla.
  • Click its mouth open and closed over and over because it is hilarious.
  • Order food with it in the drive thru.
  • Take it into a restaurant and request a booster seat for it.
  • Go through Starbucks and request a pup cup for it.

There are so many more things you can do with the shark on a stick toy. They truly are a modern marvel.

Published by Mèduse Athénaïs

I make things because I am Artist-ish, animator-ish, musician-ish thanks to being an ADHD Squirrel. I’ve been building a world and writing a book about it since 2000 which is ridiculous I know, but Squirrel. I tried to learn DnD but I can’t really finish a campaign because I keep squirreling into making characters such as but not limited to: a lost pigeon leg, a can of raid, a shoelace from 1882 and so on. I have a day career which is not artistic, and despite this, it is a career that I am madly in love with and, well…I wish there were more hours in the day. Other hobbies of mine include laughing at inappropriate times, taking deep dives into random subjects, watching birds, and sewing messily because I don’t have time to perfect or fix it, so.

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